OINK buttplug by OXBALLS…pure silicone

Pig Snout buttplug for your ass, the other white meat...OINK!

We are PIGS here are OXBALLS, proud sex-pigs…always thinking about fucking… shit, we make sexy toys so dirty they are banned in many countries, we gotta think about sex and dirty stuff guys do, that’s our job, that’s our life…being pigs is a job AND a way of life

But why do we call ourselves “pigs”?

Real farm raised-someday-ill-be-bacon pigs aren’t sexy; they are bloated pink slow moving animals, with stray hairs growing out of the strangest places…not a sexy animal.

They’ll eat anything, happiest when covered in their own stink, (and they do reek, have you ever been near a pig-sty?)…they lay around all over each other, sleeping all day not caring at all if their drooling snout’s jammed up in another pig’s fat ass, snorting while the pig’s ass is farting…

pigs are kinda dumb, sure they can so tricks, sure they’re cut when doing tricks, but mostly they just eat sleep and lay around covered in slop…they will put anything in their mouth…food going in one end, shit plopping out the other…they have big asses, and huge buttholes… they drool, they eat with their mouths open, they fart…they are lazy…they’ve got huge pink nuttsack that drag through piss and mud…

Ok, so maybe if you’ve seen Ox and his buddies “pig” is a fitting description…and Ox does small like bacon…

So, take a squat on a pig-snout, OINK is made of soft squishy silicone, lube it up with lard if nothing else is available, our silicone is safe for all lubes…this pigs a medium-large toy, about the size of a hand…

“that’ll do, pig”.

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Made in USA…design copyright OXBALLS  

Pure Platinum Cure Silicone

Lube safe:  water-base, oil base, water/silicone hybrid, silicone lubes

Cleaning:  detergent and hot water, dishwasher, or soak in bleach-water solution

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